Saturday, January 29, 2011

Kick Me While I'm Down

I just walked out of my front door to get into my car and SNAP! I notice, some motherfucker had stolen the bike rack off of my car. My favorite thing about my car...gone. Some fucking want to be cyclist hipster I bet who most likely rides his bike a total of 5 miles a week during his base period. FUCK!!! The worst part about it is I saw some motherfucker who fit the above mentioned profile driving down my street yesterday. I could tell something was fishy because no one just drives down my street. Oh and this Fred had a lowered honda civic with a bike rack with only 1 wheel holder and no trays. Looks as though he was in need and I was nice enough to fulfill these needs. As if my week hasn't been tough enough. Shit.

Friday, January 21, 2011

The big 100

Bike shmike, write left. What the fuck does that even mean... I bike and I suck at it, I write and I suck at it. Oh well, i'll just keep fooling the slow ones.